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Hyperionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09918089288365164048noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13072203.post-12254296760234093702012-03-12T06:00:00.000-04:002012-03-12T06:00:04.820-04:00March 12 ComixA few recent comix and my essential commentary:<br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Herman Cain is a great story, but we all know he will not get the nomination, let alone the presidency. He will never fit the mold of expected conventionality the way a Perry or Romney or even Obama does.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It's too bad that someone with once-in-a-generation bravery and imagination isn't working for Cain, because this video below - back when Cain worked for the pizza industry, is goofy, inoffensive, and funny, but more than that, holds the one small sliver of out-of-the-box thinking that might get Cain to "stick" in people's minds the way that is necessary to get elected in the new world. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I am telling you with 100% sincerity that Herman Cain should start singing at all his campaign appearances. It would defy everything we know. It would make him a laughingstock, a source of constant late-night derision, angst and troubling echoes to a sordid racially charged past for American Entertainment and politics.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">And it just might make Herman Cain the next president. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I know, you don't agree with me. I barely agree with me, and I'm a genius. It's almost impossible to wrap your head around it. It's so counter-intuitive.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">People, the president is not your Mommy. He's not your Daddy, though that's what people seem to think, what they hope for. The president has never had the control over the Economy that people think. Read the Constitution: it's not even in his job description.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">If the past 20 years have taught us nothing else - and they haven't - it's that the president cannot solve your problems, no matter how much you want him to. At some point people will grasp this on an unconscious level, even if they do not agree. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">So what does that leave?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">In the modern world, people need their president to give them something else, something different, not forced down their throats on the advice of marketing experts, but a part of who they are, a part that sticks out, gives people something else to think about. This is why the myriad low-grade controversies that followed Clinton actually helped him, they made him memorable and interesting. People don't want to consider the idea that they pick their president in the same way that they pick what to watch on Thursday Night TV, but they do.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Whatever politics and priorities a candidate says he has change once he becomes president, and is forced to deal with the reality, not the theory of his lofty goals. Whatever is left gets compromised - sometimes out of recognition, with his opponents, with the changing needs of the country and public zeitgeist, and that which does get put into Law never acts according to how it was drawn up.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">In other words, the practical, real-world relationship a person has with their president is by far most influenced by the quality of the four-year reality show that the modern presidency is. The jokes. The family. The controversies. The scandals. The Fashion. The president's hobbies, his hopes, his tone of voice. How he ages in front of us, how he handles the big moments, how he handles disappointment, how he is able to surprise us, stir us, and simply stay on our minds.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Herman Cain could be that man. He won't do it and who could blame him? He wants what every candidate wants, to be taken seriously. No one running for president, particularly an African American, wants to be seen as a sideshow, Tonight's Entertainment.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But ironically, whether they admit it or not, that's what people are looking for. Imagine that.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Imagine there's no pizza</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I couldn't if I tried</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Eating only tacos</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Or Kentucky Fried</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Imagine only burgers</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">It's frightening and sad</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">You're lucky you have pizza</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">To feed for kids for you</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Only frosting or cookies</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And no dishes you must do</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Imagine eating pizza</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">You may say that it's junk food</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">But to me it's so much more</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">It gives my life its meaning</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Imagine mozzarella</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Anchovies on the side</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And maybe, pepperoni</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Rounds out your pizza pie</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Imagine getting pizza</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">You don't have to give up now</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">On my skateboard I will go</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I'll be back in 30 minutes</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">All I am saying</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">All I am saying</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Is give pizza a chance</span><br />
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How on Earth has this not been made into a treasured Holiday special? (<a href="http://www.hatland.com/search4hats.cfm?searchterm=holiday&prodid=12553">buy it here</a>)<br />
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Don't know why, but this just spoke to me. (<a href="http://www.hatland.com/search4hats.cfm?searchterm=holiday&prodid=9481">Buy it here</a>)<br />
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