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Cheese hot dogs are good
They are tasty with ketchup
Eat them with toothpicks

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So many boogers
Dripping on my shirt and face
Where are the Kleenex

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Something smells so good
Microwave butter popcorn
I steal a handful

Greasy fingertips
Salty popcorn on my tongue
Blowing my diet

Wanting more popcorn
Curse Orville Redenbacher
And his tasty snack


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