Mini Monkey Barn Project

So, I've posted two pictures from Coloring Book Land, because I find them very funny.

Basically the dude takes "Clip Art" that is in the public domain and writes a dirty caption.

So, I thought: why can't this be the next Monkey Barn project.

I know Hyperion has a big secret Monkey Barn Project in the works, but screw that. Tobias the FuthaMucking River Midget is in the Hizzy, and I demand we do this.

So, here's how it works: Leave your caption in the comments. Best one wins, as judged by me.

Now, obviously it's more likely a man is going to win, because, well, you know: chicks ain't that smart. So when a man wins, he wins, uh, Time Life's "Sounds of the '70s" collection, along with Greg Brady.

If by some freak of nature a girl comes up with the best post, she wins me for one night. If that ain't motivation, I don't know what is. So lezz do it: