[this didn't get any responses when I posted it LAST YEAR, so I moved it to now. Respond, Monkeys, Respond!]
So, just now I was reading one of my favorite webcomics, Questionable Content, and in this strip, they were having a contest to see who could come up with the worst possible thing to say during sex.
The worst they could come up with?
Happy Birthday, Grandma!
Can you top it?
You remember that Eddie Murphy joke? The one about how herpes stays with you forever like luggage...
ReplyDeleteI thought you said Big Red Slurpees
ReplyDelete"You weigh more than your daughter"
ReplyDeleteor
"You weigh more than your mom"