When Kurt Warner died and went to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Cardinals flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Kurt." said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Kurt felt special and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house. It was a 3-story mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steelers flag and in every window, a Terrible towel.
Kurt looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Kurt, that's not Ben's house, it's mine."
Which is why, every time a Steeler gets a sack, an angel gets his wings!
I was having a discussion with a friend about the most obnoxious sports fans out there.
ReplyDeleteI thought we covered all the bases, but we totally forgot Steelers' fans.
We're the Steelers Nation!!!
ReplyDeleteYou go, Skittles!!! And ain't it true...God is a Steelers fan.
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