The Set Up: Hasbro is making a G.I. Joe-style doll/figurine (if you're a girl, its a doll. if you're a boy, its a figurine or an action figure) of you, twelve inches tall with kung-fu grip included for both boys and girls. It also includes a microchip that will allow the toy to speak up to three sentences, separate or all at once.
The Question: What would your doll/figurine say?
Mine would say:
The Teletubbies are touching me in my bathing suit area.
My batteries are running low, so pardon me if I don't care.
and finally,
Please take me out of your mouth, I'm rated way, way above your age bracket.
Phrase #1: Don't touch me there; you're not my brother.
ReplyDeletePhrase #2: All your base are belong to us.
Phrase #3: Did you see the cans on Barbie? I'd like to get my kung-fu grip on those....
My Kung-Fu grip is good for more than just fighting.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you always want to put it there?
No, I can't be YOUR plaything.
Twelve inches tall with New Trends kung-fu grip included for both boys and girls.
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