Updating 'The List'

Several years ago I saw the 'Friends' episode where they all have a list of 5 celebrities they'd like to sleep with without repercussions from their significant others. So, in that spirit I came up with a list of my own:

1. Brad Pitt ('Legends of the Fall' era, of course)
2. Ben Affleck
3. Matt Damon
4. Greg Maddux
5. Emilio Estevez

A few days ago, a friend of mine had a similar conversation about which celebrity they'd most like to bone, and that reminded me of my list...and upon reading it, I was appalled by how dated it was. I'm mean...Emilio Estevez? Does he even count as a celebrity? I think I saw him working at a Starbucks a few weeks ago. I must've been in my 'Young Guns 2' phase at the time, that's the only way I can explain it.

So, before certain calamity can happen (and to regain some seriously dropped cool points for the whole Emilio Estevez and Ben Affleck thing) I decided to revamp my list:

1. Nathan Fillion
2. Jeph Jacques
3. Peter Krause (I am in a major 'Six Feet Under' phase right now)
4. Colin Meloy
5. Zach Braff

So please, everyone, I encourage you to update your lists. Who knows what would have happened to me if I had run into Ben Affleck in the mall or something? I'd have been honor-bound to nail him. Ewwwww.

love,
Sea Hag