Friday afternoon I received a package from none other than Thrash, a combo Valentine's Day gift and thank you for being included in the Barn. Among the treasures:
Now, I don't want to sound like a girl, but let me just say that it got a little dusty in there when I opened up the package. What a stud!
In his note Biffy mentioned that he was sorry the gift was late, but he figured that all the Monkey Barn women would have already sent their proclamations of love.
Ahem. [clears throat]
Anyway, from now on, you know where Biff Spiffy sits?
The front seat!
That's right. Thrash gets Shot Gun on all trips in the BarnaBego from now on.
Way to go, Biff! But I can't help but notice that there were no naked pictures in that haul...what gives?
ReplyDeleteWhere's my Pop Tarts, Spliffy?
ReplyDeleteI ate 'em. It's true. Some bastard reached into my drawers and pulled out the oatmeal I was gonna have that morning, so I ate the 4th pair of Strawberry PopTarts.
ReplyDeleteSorry, SHag... I owe ya one.
And, I don't just give nekkid pictures to EVERYBODY (that drives down the value).