Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Global Warming Solved

A former Canadian minister of defence is suggesting that we use extraterrestrial technology to solve global warming.

http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/story.html?id=3e57926c-bfeb-4ff3-acf6-50c575ee996c

He wants public disclosure on UFO crashes in Roswell so that we can use the alien technology to replace fossil fuels. I think that this suggestion is simply absurd and is not taking the problem seriously. We need to focus on more realistic alternative fuels, like solar power, hydrogen, and human blood.

5 comments:

  1. Human blood? Ewwww.

    BTW, great to have you back in the barn!

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  2. Elvis has re-entered the building

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  3. I have a couple of uh, volunteer, donors from my office... I'll go check my trunk...

    I've decided to place the blame for everything wrong in my life/about me on global warming. That'll work, won't it??

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  4. Welcome back to the Barn, Elvis. We hope that your jungle room is open to us ladies. It's been a long time!

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  5. Blaming everything on Global Warming is awesome. I think I will make that the new motto on the Home Page

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