What Crappy Christmas Gift are you?

Over on Rick Leonard's site, I found this quiz about what kind of Christmas gift you are. Here is me:

You Are a Fruitcake!

You taste like nothing else in this world. And get ready, you're about to get tossed!

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

Great. That's the worse thing I could possibly be. Fuck you, Christmas Gift Quiz! May you rot in hell!