Monday, October 05, 2009
Obama's Checklist (SNL)
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Patriotic Retirement
Dear Mr. President,
Patriotic retirement:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force - Pay them $1 million apiece severance with the following stipulations:
1. They retire immediately. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2. They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3. They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
It can't get any easier than that!
P. S.. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress and their constituents pay their taxes…
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
P.O.D. - Baracktimus Prime

I can't tell: is President Obama fighting Optimus Prime, or just getting a Piggy-back ride.
What's your call??????
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Thursday, November 20, 2008
P.O.D. - Food

We can do better than this, people! What other foods can you think of with a Barack Obama theme? Off the top of my head....
Barack of Lamb
Obamacaroni and Cheese?
Yeswee Candy
Help!
Friday, October 17, 2008
It's possible I'm a little too awesome
John McCain's video.
Barack Obama's video.
:) LJS
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Shocking News!
BREAKING NEWS: The Footage Barack Obama Doesn't Want you to See
:) LJS "no I'm not obsessed"
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Obama on The New Yorker cover

Is it:
A) A direct hit against Obama?
B) A satire of what the the far Right supposedly thinks Obama represents?
C) A satire of the Far Left, for thinking the far Right can be reduced to simplistic notions of what Obama represents.
D) A satire against people who read The New Yorker (and their ilk), pointing out their hypocrisy, since there have been repeated jabs against right-wing politicians (including the sitting president), with the outcry we see now.
E) All of the Above.
F) None of the Above.
If "F," what's your answer?
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Barack Obama meets Chuck Norris
The Barack Obama presidential campaign introduced a new site last week, FightTheSmears.com, that it hopes will debunk persistent myths about the senator: that he's a Muslim, that he won't say the Pledge of Allegiance, etc. As we have argued before, restating the myths often reinforces them, no matter how persuasively they've been refuted.
Rather than restate untruths about Obama, the campaign would do better to start some rumors of its own. Here's a template e-mail the Obama campaign might consider disseminating.
From: [Redacted]
To: [Redacted]
Subject: WHO IS BARACK OBAMA?
There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is every American's duty to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones.
Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower.
Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.
A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM.
Every weekend, Barack and Michelle take their daughters HUNTING.
Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG.
Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.
There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.
Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE, which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.
Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW.
Barack Obama's new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen, and a MEGACHURCH.
Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.
Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM, and a COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS. He travels mostly by FORKLIFT.
Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
My Goddess Its 4 am this time
Does this diary realize I had to tell George Clooney and Eddie Vedder to go away? They called for me to produce a Barack Obama campaign song, featuring Eddie, Mick Jagger, Eric Clapton and an old tape of Kurt Cobain somehow singing Betterman. And shit, I had to say know. Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if Hyperion did not save me from a shark off the coast of San Diego. Damned loyalty!
Barack Obama Quote Generator
"I think it's time we had a national conversation about Despair. We need to get past all the Gossipers and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming Nazis. We need Cheeseburgers, not Rapists. Cheeseburgers are our Tolerance. And we need to have change in Despair."
I created this on the Barack Obama Quote Generator. Try it and tell me what you came up with. (There are three versions. Try them all and see which is best.)
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
In his spare time
:) LJS
Meanwhile, in his spare time...
...Obama seems to have brought peace to the Niger Delta. No joke.
Rebels who have stepped up attacks on Nigeria's oil industry in the last month said on Sunday they were considering a ceasefire appeal by U.S. presidential hopeful Barack Obama.The Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) has launched five attacks on oil facilities in the Niger Delta since it resumed a campaign of violence in April, forcing Royal Dutch Shell to shut more than 164,000 barrels of oil per day (bpd).
"The MEND command is seriously considering a temporary ceasefire appeal by Senator Barack Obama. Obama is someone we respect and hold in high esteem," the militant group said in an e-mailed statement.

