Sunday, August 08, 2010

Best Dilbert in years

I am SO saying this the next time I'm overheard talking on the phone in public.

Friday, August 06, 2010

Inappropriate Joke #3

Q: Why couldn't Heller Keller Drive?

A: She was a woman.

Inappropriate Joke #2

3 men walk into a bar. One orders a beer, another orders a shot, and the last one orders a whiskey. I don't know how the rest of the joke goes but your mother is a whore.

Inappropriate Joke #1

Over on International Day it is International Inappropriate Joke Day, and in honor of that, I felt I should do my part.  Here's the first one.

Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets and alleys of Rome.
One turns to the other and says, "I've never come this way before."
The other nun says, "It's the cobblestones."

P.O.D. - Intrigue

I have no idea what this picture means, but it totally intrigues me. I want to write a story about it.