Ratbert Forever

Ratbert's punchline is SOOOOOOOOO going to be my motto.

Post Valentine's Comix

Is it boobies?  I'm guessing it's boobies.






I would totally do this.






Pimps and kids got it hard out there.

Green Lantern Trailer

Not sure if I'm excited about this or not.....

Pre-Halloween Weekly Comics

How chicks look at the world....





and how guys look at the world....









I've been saying this all week. Of course I am all alone in my room and never see anyone, but it's the thought that counts when it comes to comedy.






Finally - as usual, Andy says it better than I ever could....





if I ever go anywhere again, I will be saying this for sure.

 

Best Dilbert in years

I am SO saying this the next time I'm overheard talking on the phone in public.

Monday Comics

This explains my system perfectly.









Chicks; you just can't make 'em happy









I'm going to use this....











Aren't we ignoring the strong possibility that JPS WAS a Ninja?






















See what can happen?













This would be my reaction too....damn Unicorns!













I'm going to start doing this.









[...speechless.....]











Is this true? Do women really not think they look good in green? Come to think of it, you don't see a lot of green in fashion. Hmmmm....









I bet chicks would really go for this. They already love to gamble. (See: bad relationships; Fashion Choices)







One of the more wise things a cat has ever said.











I am utterly convinced many people who know me do this on a regular basis.











That's why Tennis has "love"









This was me, as a kid








THE LONGEST DAY OF THE YEAR DESERVES AN EXTRA-LONG SELECTION OF COMICS FOR YOU TO ENJOY







I hate drinking but even I gotta admit- that's funny!







"Cons - everything else" has just become one of my new personal mottos.









I DARE you to do this next time one of these yayhoos comes to your door.

Weekly Comic Roundup

This must be how a Schizophrenic feels













As I find myself saying almost once a week with Andy Capp, this will be my new motto.









Ladies, raise your hand if this is you. Be honest!













I saw my mom pull off this move a couple of times as a kid.









You could get me to check out any potential noise by selling me on the idea that not only was there a burglar, but he quite possibly was eating my pie AT THAT VERY MOMENT!!!











I like this. Women have to keep guys on their toes, so they don't get too complacent. Jealousy is an ugly thing, but every woman wants her man to be just a little bit jealous. (At least according to my buddy Satchamo.)











You KNOW guys have already tried this.









Sigh. If only....

This explains everything but MommyBlogging

andy

Sometimes Girls make it too easy






The more I read of Andy, the more of a hero he is.  That's the kind of person I am too!







Ouch. 






That's my personal motto.






How is this not considerate?  I ask you, how?  There are even going to be Sandwiches!!! What's not to love?

Squirrel Pickles

"Squirrel Pickle" sounds interesting.  "Pickle Squirrel" sounds gross. 







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My mom does this all the time.

Can't Get Enuf Garf

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This is totally my sister when it comes to petting her hair





I know people like this.  You're probably reading!









This explains my whole life.....


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Chicks are so Insensitive

Truth In Comics

A couple of Comics to brighten your day...







OMFH! - I can so so so so relate!







Every mother in the world is nodding in agreement right now