
This explains my system perfectly.

Chicks; you just can't make 'em happy

I'm going to use this....

Aren't we ignoring the strong possibility that JPS WAS a Ninja?


See what can happen?

This would be my reaction too....damn Unicorns!

I'm going to start doing this.

[...speechless.....]

Is this true? Do women really not think they look good in green? Come to think of it, you don't see a lot of green in fashion. Hmmmm....

I bet chicks would really go for this. They already love to gamble. (See: bad relationships; Fashion Choices)

One of the more wise things a cat has ever said.

I am utterly convinced many people who know me do this on a regular basis.

That's why Tennis has "love"

This was me, as a kid
THE LONGEST DAY OF THE YEAR DESERVES AN EXTRA-LONG SELECTION OF COMICS FOR YOU TO ENJOY

I hate drinking but even I gotta admit- that's funny!

"Cons - everything else" has just become one of my new personal mottos.

I DARE you to do this next time one of these yayhoos comes to your door.
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