Saturday, November 20, 2010
First Christmas Joke of 2010
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes the spirit Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents the Advent Candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates." Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "The ringing of the bells."
Saint Peter nodded in approval and ushered the man in.
The third man has been searching desperately through his pockets the whole time and finally pulled out a pair of lacy red women's panties.
St. Peter stares at the man, raising his eyebrow in question. "And how how do these symbollize Christmas?"
The man says, "They're Carol's."