I now know my purpose in Life. It is to own this car. (I'm thinking metallic blue or purple.)
I want to rob banks and make cool getaways in this car. I want to be the Hamster Bonnie and Clyde.
If you have this car in a cool color and a larcenous/murderous heart, I am for sale.
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Saturday, June 05, 2010
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Patriotic Retirement
[left as a comment by Lost Goddess, from a friend of hers. I thought it was interesting, so I am posting it.]
Dear Mr. President,
Patriotic retirement:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force - Pay them $1 million apiece severance with the following stipulations:
1. They retire immediately. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2. They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3. They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
It can't get any easier than that!
P. S.. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress and their constituents pay their taxes…
Dear Mr. President,
Patriotic retirement:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force - Pay them $1 million apiece severance with the following stipulations:
1. They retire immediately. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2. They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3. They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
It can't get any easier than that!
P. S.. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress and their constituents pay their taxes…
Friday, January 04, 2008
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