I accidentally clicked on a link this weekend and came upon all these hilarious t-shirts at bustedtees.com. I'm not exhorting you to buy any (no: save your money to buy Hyperion Institute t-shirts and Monkey Barn T-shirts), but there were a few that just cracked me up:
This one is just wrong, but I couldn't stop laughing:

I used to collect totally obscure t-shirts, and this one could actually exist. I'd wear it.

Cheryl from
Bread & Bread excluded

For Lost Goddess

For Dragon, who loves the old white guys

For Biff Spiffy, who loves him some Bill O' Rights

for Sea Hag, who knows a thing or two about sandwiches

For Lady Jane Scarlett

For Dominique, who needs a man with a firm hand

Duh: for Tracy Lynn

For 'Chelle, who's just a little too into Tom Brady

For Schrodinger's Kitten

For Koz, who right now is considering wearing this to church on Sunday