Candy Heartz Part 2 (P.O.D.)

More of the Candy Hearts Monkey Barners made for the Barn:



LADY JANE SCARLETT'S HEARTS
LJS originally submitted far more pirate-like hearts, full of raping and pillaging, but I made her tone it down, as this is a family site. I think the first one reflects her anger over my orders.


DOMINIQUE'S HEARTS
I never heard back whether the first heart was an anti-republican stance or a pro-hetero one. The yellow towel is for her beloved Steelers.


LOST GODDESS'S HEARTS
I asked Lost Goddess whether her Freak Show heart referred to one of her websites or was a subtle socio-political commentary on contemporary international diplomacy. She rolled her eyes at me and said dryly" I think there's a third option you're not considering."



SEA HAG'S HEARTS
You'll have to ask Sea Hag some day about her Gnome. He gets more action than Bill Clinton on a three-day pass. By the way, SH has that first phrase as an actual tattoo. (I'm not going to say where.)


Try it yourself! - Candy Heart Generator

Candy Heartz (P.O.D.)

Shamelessly stolen from that Cheeky Conniving Anarchist Rennratt:

Over at "the Ratthole," (which, if you ask me, she should totally rename her site that, at least the title if not the URL), Rennratt had a candy-heart generator. I asked my Barking Monkeys to each come up with some "personal hearts" that reflected their personalities. Here are some of them:


TRACY LYNN'S HEARTS:
Typical Kaply. She wanted to point out that the die slowly is specifically for me. She more or less is indifferent to your demise.



SCHRODINGER'S KITTEN'S HEARTS
The RDA stands for MacGuyver, not the Recommended Daily Allowance. That Schrodinger is always bragging about her BF. Sheesh.




KOZ'S HEARTS
Koz apologized for misspelling whipped but said it wasn't his fault; he didn't have enough letters.





DRAGON'S HEARTS

I think the last one refers to Dragon's Kitchen, her cooking-oriented website, but one never knows....




Tomorrow: Sea Hag, Dominique, Lost Goddess and Lady Jane Scarlett