Thursday, January 11, 2007

Because I'm not paranoid enough...

U.S. warns about Canadian spy coins
By TED BRIDIS, Associated Press WriterThu Jan 11, 4:16 AM ET

Money talks, but can it also follow your movements?
In a U.S. government warning high on the creepiness scale, the Defense Department cautioned its American contractors over what it described as a new espionage threat: Canadian coins with tiny radio frequency transmitters hidden inside.
The government said the mysterious coins were found planted on U.S. contractors with classified security clearances on at least three separate occasions between October 2005 and January 2006 as the contractors traveled through Canada.
Intelligence and technology experts said such transmitters, if they exist, could be used to surreptitiously track the movements of people carrying the spy coins.
The U.S. report doesn't suggest who might be tracking American defense contractors or why. It also doesn't describe how the Pentagon discovered the ruse, how the transmitters might function or even which Canadian currency contained them.
Further details were secret, according to the U.S. Defense Security Service, which issued the warning to the Pentagon's classified contractors. The government insists the incidents happened, and the risk was genuine.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070111/ap_on_hi_te/spy_coins

query: assuming this is true...how do "they" know the coins stay with the same person? what if the coin is put into a vending machine? doesn't most unexchanged Canadian change which winds up here just get spent in a machine or tricked onto some checkout person at the store? Or give to the kids or put in a box? although people often don't care about change and it could linger - if this is true - are "they" brilliant or just off the mark?

6 comments:

Lady Jane Scarlett said...

don't ask...they just...know.

Biff Spiffy said...

Great. Just great. Michigan is the last line of defense against those pasty aggressors. If we let them win, we'll be overrun by Tim Hortons and Canadian beer.

Wait... I for one, welcome our Canadian overlords.

Lady Jane Scarlett said...

I can't WAIT! Cuban rum and real bagels await us Spiffy. And, Tims! YUM! TIMS!

Skittles said...

Tims...MMmmmmm

tiff said...

Tim Horton's is Already in CT. He beat Bess Eaton into a sugary pulp and took right the heck on over.

Biff Spiffy said...

Mmm, sugary pulp... THAT sounds like a band name. Punk band. Yeah, that's it.