I was speaking to Hyperion last night. He is alive but he's spending most of his days in bed and in pain. Poor guy hasn't even been near a computer in weeks. I asked him what I could do to make him feel better and this was the gist of our conversation
Hypey: "Send me naked pictures."
Dragon: "Um, I don't think so."
Hypey: "Ok, they don't have to be of you and they don't have to be completely naked."
Dragon: "So, pictures from Victoria Secret catalogues would work?"
Hypey: "Yeah, yeah. Cosmo, Victoria Secret, Maxim, National Geographic but NOT Men's Health. Only Koz buys that stupid magazine."
Dragon: "Should I put the word out to my fellow monkeys?"
Hypey: "Yeah, yeah! I miss those morons. (sniff sniff)"
Dragon: "Ahhh, I'm sure they miss you too. Is there anything else they can send you that would make you happy?"
Hypey: "If they're a bunch of haters and don't want to send me pics, they can always send me money or beef jerky."
Dragon: "Where should they send it?"
Hypey: Send it to: Hyperion the Conqueror
The Colony Inn
4300 Victory Dr. Room 69 (that's not a typo)
So there you have it folks. Operation "Make Hypey Happy" has started. Make me proud my monkey troops!