Monkey Barn Mythos (Part VI)

Just when you thought we were done, it pulls you back in....

The Monkey Barn Mythos is back, and this time we get Team Light Loafers, which consisted of Tracy, Lost Goddess, 'Chelle and Bear.

Once again I can't get a straight answer from them as to who actually did the work (other than Bear insisting it was all him), but I will let them fight it out. I present the

MONKEY BARN MYTHOS (PART VI)

Long ago, in Kenya, there lived a little boy. He lived in the vast plains of the countryside, with few friends and no electricity. It was a very spartan life for the boy.

Fortunately, he had a very vivid imagination.

He imagined himself some playmates- five monkey friends that he could play with in the barn on his parents farm, and he named them Koz, ScapeDragon, Sea Hag, Bear and Dominique.

He made his monkey friends smart, he made them irreverent, and he gave them the ability to think for themselves. And the six of them told stories and played games all day and into the night.

As the boy got older, so did his friends. And then the day came when he awoke with a screaming headache.

The pain was incredible, as if his brain might actually explode out of his head. The suffering went on for hours, until finally, one by one, his formerly imaginary friends burst from his forehead.

He had imagined them so vividly for so long that they had become real.

Fortunately, one of the monkeys knew first aid, and so patched up the kid, toot sweet. But that was only the beginning of the kid's problems.