Thursday, September 25, 2008


Attention all Monkeys, Barners, and any other primates/farm structures. I have a challenge for you.

I was stumbling, and came across the worst opening lines in Romance novels. Some were funny; most were lame.

More importantly: I think we can do better. I challenge you to come up with the Worst First Line of a Romance Novel you can think of.

Don't let me down!

7 comments:

Hyperion said...

Tina had never heard anyone call her beautiful, which was one of the problems of being deaf.

Hyperion said...

It was the Breast of times, it was the long hard brat-Wurst of times.

Hyperion said...

She was fire and ice, life and death, the yearning of his soul, the only woman he'd ever been inside; he called her Mama.

Hyperion said...

Jackie loved Rolf, not for the fry-cook-boy that the was, but for the shift-manager-man he longed to be.

Beat that, bitches!

Skittles said...

Not sure I could beat you Hyperion...but here are a few...

* It was a dark and horny night...

* He snapped my bra like a Concord taking off, and I was unhooked for love.

Koz said...

It's boots and chaps, it's cowboy hats, it's spurs and latigo, it's the ropes and the reins and the joy and the pain...

Hyperion said...

Jane watched Harry put on his Pajamas for bed, hoping against hope tonight she might get another Dutch Oven.