Greetings to all the ladies I've screwed and all the ladies I've yet to screw (which is really the only way I know how to distinguish you all).
Uh, and to the dudes, too, although I don't swing that way.
I learned a new game. I was at the Preakness in Maryland last weekend, and learned this from a girl actually named "Marilyn." (And in case you're wondering, when I met her she belonged to group 2, now she belongs to group 1. That's how I roll: right up in there.)
Anyway, here's the game. The first commenter writes one word. (I'll go first, else none of you dumb mother-fuckers would figure it out.) The second commenter writes two words, the first word being the word from the first comment. The third commenter writes three words, with the first two words being what came before.
Basically we are writing a sentence one word at a time. Let me give you an example.
Let's say I went first, then Lady Jane Scarlett (she likes to come right after me), then Avitable, then Sparky Duck, then Dragon, then Sea Hag, then Hyperion, then Biff Spiffy, then Lady Jane Scarlett again, then Sparky Duck again and finally me. The sentence might look like this:
LJS: Milk can
Avi: Milk can taste
SD: Milk can taste like
Dragon: Milk can taste like strawberries
SH: Milk can taste like strawberries when
Hyp: Milk can taste like strawberries when licked
BS: Milk can taste like strawberries when licked off
LJS: Milk can taste like strawberries when licked off her
SD: Milk can taste like strawberries when licked off her inner
Tobias: Milk can taste like strawberries when licked off her inner thighs.
See how it works? The goal is to make a complete readable sentence one word at a time.
The only rules are that you have to follow actual rules for sentence construction (don't talk like you're from Michigan), and you can't go twice in a row, although you can go as many times as you'd like. When we were playing at Pimlico we had a group of 6 people and some of the sentences were over 50 words. (Each person had to repeat the entire sentence leading up to it, which got very funny the more we drank.)
Then Lez do it!