Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Would you rather ...... [naughty bit]

Would you rather......

be introduced to your future in-laws just as they catch you naked in bed with their son/daughter

or

have your grandmother catch you in bed having a threesome?

I'd hate to have my granny catch me kissing
anyone let alone catching me in a threesome!

xo,
Dragon

4 comments:

lost goddess said...

I would love to have my grandmother catch in a threesome. Nothing but good times in store there. She used to be a Jehovah's witness until my grandfather die and when she remarried she left that faith and moved on to a new one. Much like she did husbands

Doo Dah said...

depends on the Grandma.

One was a high and mighty BITCH.

The other was a free spirited tavern owner in the 50s. Juke and jive as they say...

I guess I would want the bitch to catch me in a 3some so I could tell her where to get off. The other would just laugh at me and tell me I was positioned wrong and ask if I needed a beer.

As far as my current InLaws, Martha Stewart doesnt do them justice, they would faint dead away.

Sparky Duck said...

Grandma for sure. It may ruin the mojo for the day, but would make for much more interesting dinner conversations during the holidays

Biff Spiffy said...

Well since the first option already happened, all that's left is granny-shocking. And neither of mine were exactly saints, so while they'd sputter and spew, it would be ineffectual.