A boy and his mother are watching a Discovery channel program about elephants.
He asks his mom, "Hey, mom... what is that thing?
"She replies, "That's the elephant's trunk."
"No, not that," says the boy, "that thing right there."
"That's his tail," she answered.
"No, what is that thing... right in the middle?
"Flustered, the mother says,
"Ummm, that's... that's nothing, son.
"So the boy's mother quickly leaves the room and his dad walks in. The boy asks his dad, "Hey pop, what's that thing?
"His father answers, "Son, that's the elephant's penis.
"The boy looks at his old man with a puzzled look and asks, "Well, why did mom say it was nothing?
"His father turned to him and said, "Because your mother is spoiled, son."
Publishing note*
* I am now taking application for the audition of the Youtube reenactment. Or person or persons to fill the husband position
4 comments:
I would audition but my wife would kill me. You should get Hyperion to audition - have you see the size of his feet?
He's telling the truth. I uploaded it.
I've got your husband position right here.
Koz~ Who said your wife had to know?
2nd You know what I say about a man with big feet right?,... Big Shoes
Hype~ "My Dick" isn't that a song?
and what were you doing youtubing yourself and a river midget?
Tobias~ *Same question *trade river midget for overlord
LJS~ No , you don't ;D
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