So, somehow a debate got started on who was prettier/sexier/all around awesomer: River Tam or Hermione Granger.
Actually, as the characters are almost impossible to compare, the debate more centered more on the actresses who play these two great characters, Summer Glau and Emma Watson. (And before you send hate mail telling me that Emma Watson is not 18 until next April 15, and telling me about the countdown clock, know that we were aware of that and took appropriate steps. Nothing in the debate was prurient, and everyone but Koz was clear to add "when she is 18" to all arguments. And before you tell me the countdown clock is creepy, it was inspired by one for Daniel Radcliffe.)
Anyway, I'm asking the Monkey Barn audience to help settle this debate for once and all. River or Hemione? Summer or Emma?
Tale of the Tape:
Summer Glau
Plays River Tam in Firefly TV series, SERENITY movie.River's strongest points: she's an unstoppable weapon, and smarter than the known world, possibly psychic.
River's weakest points: She's crazy. More than even a regular woman.
Emma Watson
Plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies.Hermione's strongest points: she's very smart, clever and resourceful, a loyal friend and passionately committed to the suffering of small creatures.
Hermione's weakest points: she's often a buzzkill, relentlessly focussed on homework and threatening to ruin others' good times. She's a teacher's pet; has strange taste in men.
Who Ya Got???
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4 comments:
Why does that picture of Emma look like she's a crack whore?
Summer Glau has bug eyes that I don't like, so I'd pick Emma Watson anytime. River Tam might kill me by accident, so I'd pick Hermione Granger.
I much prefer Kaylee from Firefly over River or Inara or Zoe. Got to meet Summer in person last year, and while she's cuter in person, she's still very, very strange.
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River is much hotter, plus she could kick most of our asses if we do not tell her she is hotter.
I'm on the River team as well. Possible homicide = hot.
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