Trick-or-Treating vs. Sex

[found on the internet: not attributed, and NOT created by me]

THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

10 - You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9 - If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8 - The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7 - You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6 - It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5 - Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4 - If you don't like what you get you can always go next door.

3 - It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2 - Less guilt the morning after.

1 - YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!