One Line Bar Joke Challenge

Here is this week's Challenge:

ONE LINE BAR JOKES

We all love bar jokes, but can you tell them when you only get one line?

In case you're having trouble with the math, they pretty much go like this:

X walks into a bar..... X says "yada yada"

or

X walks into a bar..... someone else (usually the bartender) says "yada yada"

That's all the room you get in the joke. This means you have to be punchy and to the point. I will start us off with some classics:


A guy walks into a bar ..... and says "Ouch!"

A skeleton walks into a bar...... and says "Gimme a beer and a mop."

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves walk into a bar ..... and the bar tenders says "We don't serve minors in here."

A dog limps into a bar ..... and says "I wanna see the man who shot my paw."

Julia Roberts walks into a bar ..... and the bartender says "Why the long face?" (Also works with Celine Dion or a horse)

A priest, a rabbi and a lawyer walk into a bar ..... and the bartender says "What is this, a joke?"


YOUR TURN: WHACHU GOT?