Rejected Paintings

As I was preparing today's Valentine-themed column, I needed some sexy YET TASTEFUL paintings. I finally found several that worked for me, but there were others I couldn't quite talk that small voice on my shoulder into. The very fact I can only post the links here is probably proof it was a good idea.

However, I wanted you, the Barking Monkeys, to take a look. My question (and there is one): which is your favorite? Be warned: these are JUST PAINTINGS, and they are definitely art, not porn, but let's just say things get a bit nipply around here.

EDIT: Screw it. I'm uploading them. If you don't like them, blow past. They are art, people!

Rejected Painting #1 - Old School Goth Girl

Rejected Painting #2 - Garden Triangle

Rejected Painting #3 - Stripes

Rejected Painting #4 - Fortune Cookie

Which is your favorite?