Super Awesome Christmas Hats from Hatland.com

I like looking through the Hatland.com website because it's one of the few places that regularly stocks hats my size. I was browsing through the other day and saw a "Holiday" section, and simply loved these three.





Santa vs. Turkey (Who Ya Got?)

How on Earth has this not been made into a treasured Holiday special? (buy it here)






Christmas Lights

I think this looks sweet. Maybe I'm an idiot. They also had it in white, but black makes the most sense. (Buy it here)






Santa Skull

Don't know why, but this just spoke to me. (Buy it here)



IMPORTANT NOTE - all pictures are copyrighted by hatland.com - I hope they won't mind me borrowing them since I'm giving a plug.  So you know, I do this of my own accord because I love the hats. I get no payment or kickback of any kind.

Cat vs. Cat. vs. Crow vs. Crow (Who Ya Got?)

Ever feel like you've been in one of these fights? I have. 


So what was it about? 


ODDS
4-1  - over Territory
5-1  - over Food
8-1  - over Money
1-3  - over a chick. 


It's always over a chick. 

First Christmas Joke of 2010

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.  "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes the spirit Christmas to get into heaven." 


The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents the Advent Candle," he said. 


"You may pass through the pearly gates."  Saint Peter said. 


The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "The ringing of the bells."


Saint Peter nodded in approval and ushered the man in. 


The third man has been searching desperately through his pockets the whole time and finally pulled out a pair of lacy red women's panties. 


St. Peter stares at the man, raising his eyebrow in question. "And how how do these symbollize Christmas?" 


The man says, "They're Carol's."

YOUR HIGHNESS Trailer

I totally wasn't a fan of PINEAPPLE EXPRESS (by the same director) but this Trailer (WHICH IS R-RATED WITH SOME BAD LANGUAGE SO BE CAREFUL AT WORK) plays like PRINCESS BRIDE Starring KENNY POWERS.  It looks absolutely hilarious.

Green Lantern Trailer

Not sure if I'm excited about this or not.....

Spring Break - uh, Belly Dancer?

Rather than make fun, I shall make it my goal this weekend to be as happy as she appears:

Shaq as Beyonce for Halloween

I don't know how to say this, but Shaq makes for one fine-lookin' 7'1" 350 lb woman