TreeCat!

Cat Playing Piano

For Lady Jane Scarlett, and Schrodinger's Kitten, and Tracy Lynn, and all the other insane cat-lovers who somehow see me as cat-nip. (Got this from my oldest sister, another crazy cat lover.)

What Schrodinger's Kitten has been up to

Haven't seen Schrodinger's Kitten around much lately, either. Finally I figured out why, when a reader wrote in to explain she's been attending a lot of Cons.





However, eventually she takes off her costume and parties like a regular girl:


Here's to you, Schro!

International lolcat day

I just realized it was International lolcat Day. S0, these go out to Lady Jane Scarlett (except the fourth one, which goes out to Schrodinger.....)

Get Fuzzy on Vampires

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Garfield speaks for me

Normally I'm not a big Garfield fan, but the punchline of this strip should be the motto for the season!

To all the Idiot Cat Lovers

To all you idiot cat-lovers out there, I offer you this. Go nippy


There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Anonymous

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." --Unknown

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." --Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." --Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." --Anonymous

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." --Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." --Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." --Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." --Joseph Wood Krutch

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." --Anonymous

"My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes." --Anonymous

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." --Anonymous

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." --Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." --Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine

-from Arcamax

More lol cats!

Comma Cat

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.


[And for Lady Jane Scarlett: What's the difference between a lolcat and a comma? Everything. A lolcat never even heard of punctuation.]