Maxim's Unsexy List

As you may know, Maxim Magazine recently named the 5 Unsexiest Women, at least according to them.

Their list:

#5 Britney Spears - Pretty much a given with how her life has gone. At this point we need to make up a new term. "Train Wreck" no longer covers it. What about NASA mishap? Started with such promise, can't take your eyes off it, so much power to get it going, can look so graceful, so unbelievably horrible when it goes wrong (and in retrospect, why didn't they pay attention to those little things?), now it doesn't get the same ratings but it's still a big deal, even if it's mostly because we're scared more explosions will happen. That's a pretty damn good analogy, if you ask me.



#4 Madonna - Was she ever on the Sexiest List? She looks too manly these days. What's up with that?



#3 Sandra Oh - I have a little bit of a problem with this one, although I find Grey's virtually unwatchable these days. (Izzy is the one I really hate, though.) I admit Sandra Oh isn't exactly a hottie, and her character is more mean now than mean/funny, but this is a talented girl. If you were going to pick someone from that show, why not Meredith? My mom HATES her hair.




#2 Amy Winehouse - Here's a tip ladies: we'd rather have you gain ten pounds and still feel like lots of sex than lose 30 and be BUGFUCK CRAZY!

and the number one Unsexiest Woman, according to Maxim.....




#1 Sarah Jessica Parker - I don't think she's hideous, but she's NEVER been hot, and as the unsexiest woman on a show of unsexy women about sex, that deserves something. (And if that were not enough, she married a murderer!!!) I know what you're thinking: she could be intelligent, but she's not. Rent STATE AND MAIN tonight and really enjoy it. Then tomorrow, watch it again with the commentary track. Listen to how people like William H. Macy and David Mamet sound, and then listen to how SJP sounds. 'Nuff said.


The point of me posting was, I want to know what YOU think. Did Maxim do a good job? If not, who would you suggest?