I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the
road and slowly the driver gets
out of the car.
Well, I could NOT believe it . . .
he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks
up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say,
"Well, which one are you then?"
. . . that's when the fight started . . .