Sad to see Monkey Barn in such desultory conditions. Hope these jokes make the weekend a little better. I don't claim these are "good" jokes, but I heard them as I traveled across the country.
A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. At the end of his first day on the job his boss fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?""One," said the young salesman."Only one," blurted the boss, "Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?""100,000 dollars," said the young man.
"How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.
"Well," said the salesman "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Cruiser."
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?"
"No," answered the salesman "He came in to buy a box of Tampons for his wife and I said to him, 'Your weekend's shot, you may as well go fishing.'"
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
(this is the one I've been telling, and every time I tell it I get groans and boos, but I tell the person, "You'll use this within a day," and they admit I'm right)
How did Humpty Dumpty make up for his rotten summer?
He had a great fall
I'll try to post at least once a day on here until Chrismtas. I challenge the other men to post at least once. (Buch of wusses is what they is.)