The Safehouse where I'm staying has these old Maxim Magazines, which are new to me. I forgot how much I enjoy Maxim (in small doses).
Anyway, these jokes are stolen directly from there:
Jerry: You know those folk who like to have sex with animals?
Jerry: You know what kind of animal they like best?
Terry: Nuh uh.
Terry: Well that figures. I guess they want to get more bang for their buck.
Jerry: Hey, can you name three soft gooey tasty foods that start with M?
Terry: Uh, Marhmellows....mallowmars and...mmmm.....pussy.
Did you year about the blonde who's boyfriend told her he loved her?
She believed him.