Tuesday, December 19, 2006

More Jokes

The Safehouse where I'm staying has these old Maxim Magazines, which are new to me. I forgot how much I enjoy Maxim (in small doses).

Anyway, these jokes are stolen directly from there:

Jerry: You know those folk who like to have sex with animals?

Terry: Yup.

Jerry: You know what kind of animal they like best?

Terry: Nuh uh.

Jerry: Deer.

Terry: Well that figures. I guess they want to get more bang for their buck.

Jerry: Hey, can you name three soft gooey tasty foods that start with M?

Terry: Uh, Marhmellows....mallowmars and...mmmm.....pussy.

Did you year about the blonde who's boyfriend told her he loved her?

She believed him.

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