Overheard at Denny's

I went to Denny's the other night. The full column is written up on my laptop, awaiting transfer, but one line I just had to go ahead and share.

One of the servers was a rather, uh, well-cupped woman, if you know what I mean. About 3:30 one of the guys comes up to pay, openly admiring the rack. Without a hint of shame he says,

"Do big breasts run in your family?"

I await the expected shockwave, but the woman doesn't bat an eye. Without missing a beat she says right back to the man, "No, sugar. They usually jiggle."

Selah