Peppered

If I were a smart gal, I'd say that my hiatuses (is the plural form hiatuses
or hiatae?) are meant to make y'all crave me that much more. But,I've been
running for President lately. In all my journeys I've been
missing the Barn tremendously. Here's a wee joke for y'all.
:) LJS


A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class
section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently
wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed
again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once
more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious
about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before
she took a tissue , wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than
before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said,
I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your
nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?.

"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition;
whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. " I have never
heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for
it?"

The woman nodded yes, " Black Pepper."