Around I happened to catch this show called “It’s Always Sunny in
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In the episode I saw, news comes down that a grade school gym teacher of two of them (Mac and Charlie) has been accused of sexually molesting boys back in the ‘80s. Charlie goes running out upset, which causes Dennis and Dee (brother and sister, in the middle there) to think he was molested. They then spend the rest of the program arguing over the best way to get Charlie to acknowledge this.
It turns out
(Since when is failing all of your classes considered “three quarters” of anything?) The end result is a horrible family intervention, where Charlie’s mom tries to get him to point out where on a baby doll the gym teacher touched him.
Of course—in the only conceivable way you could film this—the gym teacher is innocent, and Charlie is actually upset because he knows the accusers (two brothers), and tries to stop them from “cashing in all on the molestation law suits.”
Meanwhile, Mac (on the far left)—who went to the school too—is very upset at these charges as well. Those two brothers were quite ugly, and Mac can’t figure out how they were molested (and apparently Charlie too, or so he thinks), and Mac wasn’t!
I still haven’t even gotten to the jaw-dropping moment. You’re gonna want to sit down for this.
Mac goes to the gym teacher’s house wearing tight shorts and a tank top, and starts talking about how much he’s worked out and groin pulls. The gym teacher is a big fat guy who somehow looks pretty good for a big fat guy, all natural like. I couldn’t help but think that I knew him from somewhere, and then it hit me.
The gym teacher was Mr. Belding!!!!!
I almost fell out of my chair. How could this be? And he was saying all sorts of swear words too. Unbelievable.
I hate pointing this out every time I talk about adult humor, but you all know (or should know) my stance on molestation. (If you don’t please take the time to read columns #300 and 352. Please. They’re just about the best I’ve ever written. Go do it now.)
That said, I do think that anything can be funny in certain situations, and I have to admit this was hilarious.
Plus, maybe Mr. Belding will be back!