TWO FUCKING POSTS?
(As opposed to Two Posts Fucking, which would just be weird.)
As someone pointed out, Bear is not so much the Bearverlord as the Laissez-Faireverlord, so it is upon me to motivate you bastards.
Yesterday I mentioned a prize for the best post.
Allow me to reveal it:
the best post will receive me (Hyperion), in bed, all night.
Now, I know what some of you more purient people are thinking:
No, no no. (Can you imagine if Kaida wanted to kill me too? She knows where I am, sorta.)
What I am talking about is using me like one of those warming bricks:
Like that one, but you know, not for racist white people. I will stay in bed with you all night and you can take advantage of my prodigious (and voluminous) body heat. And I promise: no dutch ovens.
So there you go, Barn. Can't get a better deal than that.
7 comments:
And yet I STILL posted. Amazing, that.
Hyp - great offer, but if I win I cannot accept the offer. Not only am I married (a minor complication), but I'm a furnace when I sleep. Don't need no mo heat in the sack!
I already have my Canadian nuclear-thermal heat generator!
Good answer ladies, I'd hate to have to kill all y'all. :)
Hypey, we need to have a discussion on the sorts of prizes you're offering. Anything involving you and somebody else in your bed is NOT ok. Ok?
kaida - maybe you could offer your OWN prize and see how it goes? there are MALE barners, after all.
MWuahahahahaaaa!!!!
or let us choose are barner?
despite the offer - I might be MIA for a bit - there is a bit of a family crisis going on - I don't have to whack anyone over it yet - but I just might be MIA for a while - I'll try to steal away - but this is the 1st time I've read the barn since sometime last week - no worries - if I wind up in jail I'll be sure to give y'all the down and dirty.
Man, I really need a professional foot warmer for my bed.
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