Friday, December 01, 2006

Blonde, James Blonde

Who ever said that James Bond *should* be a black-haired philandering pansy should be strapped to an ass-less chair, naked, and forced to watch "Casino Royale" at least 10 straight times.


The Barn has been without real men for a very long time, and I think that I can safely say that the Barn Ladies need a man! I think that James Bond is *up* to the task, don't you? As a Christmas holiday present to ourselves, I suggest that us ladies debate the finer points (aka the smoking hotness) of James Bond. Since it's my idea, I get to start with the New Bond on the Block, Daniel Craig.
The dude is smouldering as James Bond. Smouldering I tell ya! He plays Bond straight: no winking at the camera, no silly "you are a cunning linguist" pillow talk, no insanely impossible gadgets. Just Bond. The guy gets beat up, poisoned, tortured, and and tossed out of a moving truck. I think that the best part is that we were allowed to see James all torn up, but he still looked hot. Plus he was allowed to be tough and to be a bad ass, which is always a bonus in my book.
This Bond get a 10-star "meow" from Lady Jane Scarlett.


I think that Schro is agreeing with me, and also "meowing" in appreciation.
:) LJS

4 comments:

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

MMMEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! (That's a cat in heat)

tiff said...

Who is going to argue with picture number 2? Nobody, that's who.

Wicked smoking hot!

Have not seen the flick, so can't speak to the je ne se quois of the character, but howDEE he's got the physique to make the character not matter all that much.

Yes, I can be that shallow. Hate me later.

Dragon said...

mmmmmm....yum

lost goddess said...

oh yes take that tone with me!!!!!!