I need to get some sleep so I can coherantly finish my column and get it to you today (you're gonna want it). But before I do, how about some good ol' "stupid people vs. animals"?
In my opinion, people who get too close to the cages at the zoo get what's coming to them. Don't worry: nobody dies, but check out the helpful guy in the background. I wish I could make inciteful comments like that.
Polar Bears Rule!