Why didn't they teach this instead of the 100 Years' War?

Since it's the weekend, I feel it's okay to share the History of the Vibrator. This article is on Slate.com, and is intended to be educational, not exploitatitve. I have taken Quincy's words to heart, when he said the Church doesn't talk enough about sex and sexuality. Well, friends, you won't find any of those puritanical views expressed here. I'll be your church.