Anatomy Awards

Every year the Website Mr. Skin presents its "Anatomy Awards," the best in nudity from mainstream American Cinema. Talk about a public service. (By the way, I'd link, but as the site is pornographic, I'd rather not. Feel free to Google if you're so inclined.) Here are the awards for 2007:

Mr. Skin's 9th Annual Anatomy Awards

BREAST PICTURE
 Good Luck Chuck

 BEST NUDE SCENE
 Marisa Tomei - Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

 BEST UNDERWEAR
 Jessica Biel - I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

 BEST CHEST
 Keeley Hazell - Cashback

 BEST TV SHOW
 Tell Me You Love Me (HBO)

 BEST CARTOONY BOOBIES
 Angelina Jolie - Beowulf

 BEST LESBIAN SCENE
 Katherine Moennig and Kristanna Loken - The L Word

 BEST UNRATED DVD SCENE
 Heather Graham - Adrift in Manhattan

 BEST SHORT-FILM NUDE SCENE
 Natalie Portman - Hotel Chevalier

 BEST GROWN UP (AND OUT) CHILD STAR
 Christina Ricci - Black Snake Moan

 FLUFFIEST FULL-FRONTAL
 Julianne Nicholson - Flannel Pajamas

 BEST BUTT
 Gabrielle Richens - Hack!

 MOST NIPTASTIC NIP
 Milla Jovovich - .45

 BEST MAJOR LEAGUERS (ENHANCED)
 Jessica Canseco - Gettin' It

 BEST BONDAGE SCENE
 Holly Hunter - Saving Grace

 BEST HALF-A-LAP
 Kelli Garner - Havoc 2: Normal Adolescent Behavior

 BEST CRACK SLIP
 Karina Smirnoff - Dancing with the Stars

 BEST THONG
 Cameron Richardson - Rise: Blood Hunter

 BEST THREEWAY
 Return to House on Haunted Hill: Unrated

 FUNNIEST NUDE SCENE
 Madeline Zima - Californication

 BEST FOREIGN FILM
 Klimt

 NUDECOMER OF THE YEAR
 Erica Campbell

 LIFETIME SKIN-CHIEVEMENT AWARD
 Rosanna Arquette

I'm not saying you should just go out and watch all of these movies. But it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, either. (I also think they should have one for best old full frontal, and call it Grey's Anatomy, but that's just me.)