Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Black People Love Us!

I was doing research for my Michael Vick OP/ED and I accidentally came across a site called BLACK PEOPLE LOVE US

And I thought there would be nothing funnier than flatulent trolls. I was wrong.

This might be the funniest site I've seen in years.

I'm not kidding people.

The set up is this white couple, Sally and Johnny. Apparently black people love them, and they want people to know about that.

Probably the funniest part are the testimonials from various black friends. Here are a few examples:

Johnny calls me "da man!" That puts me at ease. It makes me feel comfortable, because I am Black and that's how Black folks talk to one another.

Johnny isn't afraid to show he has a black friend because whenever he sees me in the hall he asks me Waaaazzzuup.

-After saying a multisyllabic word such as "understand," Johnny will often follow it with a translation for my benefit like "Dig?" I am glad that he makes his big words accessible to me.

I like Johnny and Sally because they NEVER flaunt their wealth in front of me. In fact, they go to great lengths to keep their valuables as well as their wallets and purses as far away from me as possible. How cool is THAT???

The "Letters" is also a great section. You can't believe how many outraged people are out there who canot tell irony. Then again, maybe you would believe it.

Anyway, Black People Love Us! might be the website of the year. Make sure you check it out.


Anonymous said...

I thought I had shown you this site before? It has been around for years. It still retains its humorus value.

Avitable said...

This was the site of the year in 1998, maybe. It's still funny, though.