If you're having a post-Independence Day let down, and need something to feel patriotic about, check out this guy. He appears to be Mormon, but you wouldn't hold that against him, would you?
True story: I used to buy the paper each day when I had no money by offering to do the 50 states in alphabetical order in less than 12 seconds to anyone who would take me up on it (for fifty cents). So, I have a soft spot in my heart for him.
By the way Ladies, let us be thankful he's a Mormon and not a player. Otherwise you'd still be unhooking your bra while he was smoking a cigarette.