Tuesday, June 06, 2006

But who's on the bottom?

I swear I am not making this up.


One of the female Monkey Barn Contributors sent me this picture, writing the following:

"thought you'd enjoy seeing what I do in my spare time - that's me on
top."




So I ask you, Monkey Barn Nation: which one of them do you think it was?

8 comments:

'Jax said...

Lemme run it down for y'all:

1. Tracy Lynn's a redheaded pirate. Nah.
2. Lady Jane Scarlet is blonde, but she's also a marathon runner, and Topsy doesn't look like she could hack running further than the closest Starbucks for a low-fat decaf mocha.
3. Dominique is also a redhead (alot of that going around... but I love the combination of copper hair and pale skin. My grandma always said 'a face without freckles is like a night sky without stars'. Smart lady. ;-)).
4. I don't have a ton of info on Sea Hag, but if Topsy is 27 years old I'm going to start investing in Oil of Olay.
5. Schro's Kitty still hopes to lose 50 pounds and become a supermodel. If Topsy lost 50 pounds, she would cease to exist, except for the two bags of silicone.

6. Leaving the case-cracker... Dragon. Yes, she has delicious recipes, and (apparently) also enjoys playing 'Underwear-Only Twister' with female friends. And a cameraman.

In yo face, Hypelock Holmes. Booyah! ;-)

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

This is a trick question...since how much do we know about Hyperion anyway? I think it's Hypey!

'Jax said...

You remember when H had the picture of the Mona Lisa as his profile picture? That looks more like the actual Hyperion than Topsy. Come to think of it, the blue eye thing looks more like Hyperion than Topsy...

Lady Jane Scarlett said...

I think that it's definitely Hypey, I mean...do we really know that Hypey is a male?? This may be his subtle way of coming out of the closet as a hot hot woman.

Tracy Lynn said...

That's a masterly summary, Jax. But I gotta side with LJS and Schro- what do we REALLY know about H?

Dragon said...

Sorry 'Jax, I look more like the one on the bottom. So much for your investigative skills. :)

Dominique said...

I can vouch - Hypie is man - QUITE A MAN at that! (wink wink)

Oh and couldn't a redhead wear a wig? wouldn't it be like her to do so to mess w/ someone?? Just wondering.

Sea Hag said...

You know, I could be a really young and bouncy 27. We do live in an age of scientific marvels.