Friday, June 02, 2006

Jince Vaniston







With the new Jennifer Aniston/Vince Vaughn movie THE BREAK UP coming out today, I think it’s time that we act responsibly and come up with a nickname for them. First there was Bennifer, then there was TomKat, and of course Brangelina. We need to be out in front on this one people.

Here is what we have to work with:

Jennifer - Vince
Aniston - Vaughn
Friends - Swingers

I’ve listed their names and their most famous work. I’ll start us off, and if you come up with one better, leave a comment and hopefully by Monday we can move on to other things.

Vaughnnifer
Viniston
Jince
Fringers
Swingifer
Vincifer
Anivince
Anivaughn
Vaugniston
Swingston

Hyperion

5 comments:

Bogart said...

If we want it to stick, the moniker must follow the "industry standard." First-names only and guy-before-gal...the obvious result then is:

Vinjen !!

kapgar said...

Ummm... the rumor is that they just broke up this week or last. May not be worth the effort to come up with a name.

Kaida said...

My vote is for Vaughnnifer.

Hmmm, I wonder what name they'd give a "super couple" like Kaida and Hyperion? KAIDERION! Now that is juicy sweet or as I like to say, ju'eet. :)

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

I like Vaughnnifer, but it's not following industry code as set out by Bogart, so I can't publicly sanction it.

But in private I will continue to use it ad nauseum. It's possibly the highest rated word I use all day. After 'food' 'air' and 'water'.

Hyperion said...

Bogart - You make a good case. However, I think there is an ethos you miss: becuause of "Bennifer," people don't want to feel creatively stifled, and often move ina different direction. That said, Vinjen sounds like a warrior: "Vinjen the Rogue Ninja."

Kapgar - Whether or not the couple breaks up--or were ever really even together--is no excuse for us not to do out duty.

Kaida - Kaiderion does sound regal. I was going to suggest "Hyperdia," but then I remembered my personal motto: "The woman always comes first...."