Friday afternoon I received a package from none other than Thrash, a combo Valentine's Day gift and thank you for being included in the Barn. Among the treasures:
Now, I don't want to sound like a girl, but let me just say that it got a little dusty in there when I opened up the package. What a stud!
In his note Biffy mentioned that he was sorry the gift was late, but he figured that all the Monkey Barn women would have already sent their proclamations of love.
Ahem. [clears throat]
Anyway, from now on, you know where Biff Spiffy sits?
The front seat!
That's right. Thrash gets Shot Gun on all trips in the BarnaBego from now on.
3 comments:
Way to go, Biff! But I can't help but notice that there were no naked pictures in that haul...what gives?
Where's my Pop Tarts, Spliffy?
I ate 'em. It's true. Some bastard reached into my drawers and pulled out the oatmeal I was gonna have that morning, so I ate the 4th pair of Strawberry PopTarts.
Sorry, SHag... I owe ya one.
And, I don't just give nekkid pictures to EVERYBODY (that drives down the value).
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