Three Little PIgs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

You're gonna LOVE this....

The third piggy says -

"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, wee’ all the way home!”

Now, I thought this was a funny joke but when I told Hyperion, he was less than enthused. We also got into a discussion about Porky Pig and his girlfriend Petunia.

Dragon: "Have you noticed that Porky and Petunia have the same last name and aren't married."

Hyperion: "What are you saying? Do you think they're related?"

Dragon: "Well they could be kissing cousins or worse brother and sister. Ewwww."

Hyperion: "What would you call that? Pig-cest?"

Sigh. Only in a conversation with Hyperion [shakes head].

xo,

Dragon