If I'm reading them right (and I think I am), the Gorgeous Ladies of Monkey Barn are keen to see who is the bestest, and they'd like that competition to take place via one of my favorite T words, one that Bear inexplicably left out. (Although, he did say "Twins," so partial credit.)
This idea isn't one I would have come up with myself, but far be it from me to turn down my Monkey Barn Angels, whom I have come to rely on so much. Therefore, the next Monkey Barn project will be, uh, called "Thy Cup Runneth Over!"
(As with all Monkey Barn Projects, Hyperion plans on taking a hands on approach)
Exact details haven't been worked out. For example, are we going to take everyone's word for it? That sounds sketchy. In the interests of Science, it would seem we need more proof.
Another problem: what are the men of Monkey Barn to do, since they can't join in? Bear and I discussed, and he feels the men need to do their share, so they will be part of the objective judging crew.
Finally, we need to make sue there is no faud taking place. As soon as this project was announced, three different people sent me this photo: